Walt spinning in his grave burns out generator; California blackouts expected - Uncle Walt's Insider

Walt spinning in his grave burns out generator; California blackouts expected

Electrical lines soon to carry Walt-generated power! Photo [CC0] via Picryl.com.

Call it too much of a good thing…

ANAHEIM, CA — Well, it was good while it lasted. The electrical generator system hooked up to Walt Disney spinning in his grave has overloaded and is no longer usable — and sources are already predicting power outages.

As Uncle Walt’s Insider reported, California had been enjoying a bonanza of extra power on its electrical grid by utilizing Walt Disney-generated power. The concept was simple — hook up a generator to Walt Disney’s frozen body, get him spinning fast enough, and California gets enough extra power to solve all of their problems.

“Too far”

“Unfortunately, it looks like we took things too far,” said Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation). “We were fine when we were doing fairly simple things to get Walt to spin in his grave, like allowing Cast Member beards, turning Epcot into a showcase for movie franchises, and the castle birthday cake.

“But apparently Disney (the company)’s latest actions (here, here, here, here, here, here & here, to begin with) got Walt spinning way faster than the system can handle.”

Experts predict that the outflow from California of conservative-leaning residents to other states will now accelerate, as they can sell their home at California prices to finance the gasoline for the trip and still have enough left over to buy twice the square footage. (Leftists who wish to leave will find their electric vehicles don’t work when the grid goes down.)

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Cover photo: Apparently Walt-generated power can only handle so much outrage-based torque. Photo [CC0] via Picryl.com.