Of course you can still trust Disney with your kids!
REEDY CREEK ORANGE & OSCEOLA COUNTIES, FL — Good news for all of you Disney character lovers — in-person meet-and-greets are back!
Guests at the Walt Disney World and Disneyland Resorts, Spas, and LGBTetc. Awareness Centers will no longer have to be content with Mickey and Minnie waving at them from a balcony. Now your kids can meet all of those trustworthy Cast Members-in-costume up close and intimately!
A bit different than it was
Uncle Walt’s Insider is pursuing reports that the character meet-and-greets are not exactly what they once were. Now that the Disney Company is full-on woke and publicly opposing laws to prohibit sexualizing children in school, reports are that the character meets are a bit, er, different.
For instance, allegedly, guests enter the meet-and-greet area through a sketchy van. Children of a certain age don’t just get to hug the characters, they get to sit on their laps! And finally, the kids are promised candy and a puppy if they exit through a certain door without their parents, never to be seen again. Allegedly.
We at Uncle Walt’s will keep you posted on these fun new changes!
Would the parents get a puppy too, we wonder? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below!
Cover photo: Would you climb into this van to go meet Mickey? Photo by ITM via Flickr & Reddit.