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Disney tests new “full immersion” version of Jungle Cruise

You've seen the backside of water. Now experience the underside of water! MAGIC KINGDOM, FL -- A boatload of lucky guests were the first ones to try out Disney's new "full immersion technology" aboard the Jungle Cruise - Sponsored by Flex Seal®! The ride, located at the Magic Kingdom Park at the Walt Disney World Resort, Spa & Scuba Center, is the first publicly visible effect of the change in leadership at the Disney Company. Bob "Bob" Chapek's first order, just days after ...
February 28, 2020 by Walt in Florida
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From Disney CEO Bob to From Disney CEO Bob. Picture © 2020 Disney.

BREAKING: All future Disney CEO’s to be named “Bob”

Bob Iger passes on the secret handshake and the keys to Walt's cryogenic vault to Bob Chapek. BURBANK, CA -- With the naming of Bob "Robert" Chapek as the new CEO of the Disney Company, the tradition continues of having only people named "Bob" as the chief executive for the company. Rooted in a desire to honor the company's founder, Bob "Walt" Disney, the tradition first really took hold with the naming of Bob "Michael" Eisner in 1984 and his replacement Bob ...
February 26, 2020 by Marty in Other
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Uncle Walt’s Insider Food Blog: Joffrey’s In-Room Coffee

Any food blog can review stuff restaurants and food carts serve. But what about the coffee in your room? UNCLE WALT'S H.Q., SVALBARD - You've arrived for your magical vacation at the Walt Disney World resort, but it was a late flight, a long trip on the Magical Express, and now you're getting up for rope drop. We've all been there, tired, cranky, and you just want to sleep in, but Rise of the Resistance is calling. Normally at home you would have ...
February 25, 2020 by Walt in Spotlight, Uncle Walt's Food Blog
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UWI Step Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: “Where is the restaurant in Walt Disney World?”

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: Where is the restaurant in Disney World?” - Kumud, NJ X: I'm pretty sure that the Restaurant is at the End of the Universe. So, I would say you need some sort of interplanetary vessel to get there. I would ...
February 24, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney
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Uncle Walt's Insider Week in Review

Uncle Walt’s Insider Week in Review for February 23

A new feature where you can see what you missed while doing something much less important, and we get cheap, easily created filler content that will get us more clicks. Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt's Insider: Monday (STEP) MOM'S PANEL: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME PASTIES? - A dear reader offers the (Step) Mom's Panel food (we think). This is something all of you should do! Tuesday BREAKING: TREE OF LIFE STRIKES OIL - Disney took a big risk in using an oil derrick as ...
February 23, 2020 by Marty in Spotlight
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