![Any risk is totally worth the reduced-price Disney-branded adhesive bandage, right? Photo by freeimageslive.co.uk [CC BY 3.0].](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/disney-vaccine-coming-soon-768x403.jpg)
This isn’t just another Disney cash grab, is it? Nah. BURBANK, CA – Disney has won FDA approval for its own branded Covid-19 vaccine, the company announced yesterday. The new vaccine will be marketed toward children under the age of 12, and also to adults who act like children under the age of 12. Initially,…
Hey, we make stuff up, too, but we still have standards. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — David Mikkelson, newly-unemployed co-founder of the “Snopes.com“ “fact-checking” “website” may be looking for a new place to write. But it won’t be at Uncle Walt’s Insider. While some may think it’s a great fit — writing under an…
![Epcot's Cuba Pavilion, before the overcrowding. Much simpler to photoshop. Photo [CC0] via Pixabay.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/epcot-cuba-pavilion-768x403.jpg)
If you’re there, you’ll have to try to exit through the Mexico Pavilion and then sneak across the border. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — An advisory for anyone heading to EPCOT Center: guests are reporting massive overcrowding in the Cuba Pavilion, as apparently people trying to leave it are being turned back by the American…
![Hurricane Elsa returns to work. Photo by CyclicalCore [CC BY-SA 3.0] via DeviantArt.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/hurricane-elsa-returns-to-work-768x403.jpg)
Hey, a lot of folks take vacations in the tropics. ARENDELLE — Queen Elsa has officially returned to her duties after spending a week off in the Caribbean and southeast United States. “I was able to visit so many places I hadn’t been before,” said the Queen in a statement released by her press secretary….
Today is April Fool’s Day. Most Disney news sources will use today to run a clickbait article containing some semi-plausible Disney rumor, designed only to generate comments and not actually convey any news. However, we are not most other Disney news sources. We value our journalistic integrity, so we have chosen to save the semi-plausible…