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Disney's Contemporary Resort, minus half of its rooms. Photo by Jared [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr.

Every other room in the Contemporary removed to aid social distancing

Finally, a use for the modular room design! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL -- For the first time in it's 200-year history [Note: check that number before publication], Disney's Giant Toaster Contemporary Resort and Spa has used its modular room design. But instead of removing the rooms for remodeling, every other room is being removed to aid social distancing. Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) tells Uncle Walt's Insider, "It's the perfect way to keep our guests apart." We thought there were issues with ...
July 31, 2020 by Marty in Florida
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UWI (Step)Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: What’s the biggest surprise at the reopened Walt Disney World?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step)Moms: I'm sure you all have been back to WDW since it reopened. What was the biggest surprise about the parks?" - Sylvia S, Saint John NB Baby Yoda: Marty: You were surprised by that? X: There's no shade at all in the Rise of ...
July 30, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney
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UWI (Step)Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: Where do you come down on the mask debate?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step)Moms: Where do you come down on the whole mask debate?" - Anthony F., Washington DC   Baby Yoda: Baby Yoda: Marty: Make up your mind. Baby Yoda: Walt: Hi Tony, thanks for asking. You have the right not to wear one, but a business has the right to ...
July 27, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney
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Uncle Walt’s Insider Week in Review for July 26

Here's what you missed while doing something much less important!  Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt's Insider: Monday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: CAN A DISNEY PARKS MOMS PANEL REJECT JOIN THE (STEP)MOMS? - Ha ha ha ha ha... Oh, way, she's serious. The (Step)Moms give this request the answer it needs. Tuesday PRE-PACKAGED SANDWICHES AT EPCOT FOOD & WINE FESTIVAL - The fabulous international food might be a little less fabulous this year. Wednesday BREAKING: HAUNTED MANSION COVID OVERLAY? - Sure, the virus is scary, but there's no ...
July 26, 2020 by Marty in Spotlight
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Now Mickey will cry over your dead body! Photo by Chad Sparkes [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr, modified.

QUESTION: Did Walt Disney World reopen to increase Magical Funerals® clients?

Would Disney exploit a health crisis to drum up business? WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL -- While many have questioned Walt Disney World's decision to reopen its theme parks during the pandemic, some are suggesting a more sinister motive. "They have a business built on death," said Cast Member Jordan from Davenport, FL our source, who asked to remain anonymous, referring to WDW's Magical Funerals® services. "I've been working with the Disney Magical Funerals® department for over a year. And you'd think that when the ...
July 24, 2020 by Marty in Florida
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