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UWI Step Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: You’re making these questions up, aren’t you?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: I'm a little suspicious. Are these actually real questions submitted by real readers?" - Marty R., Longyearben, Norway Marty: Dear Mary, sorry, but I don't understand the question. X: I plead the 5th. Ub: You shouldn’t ask questions like that. Walt: Hi Martin, thanks for asking. ... Read more
The few kids without masks were about to be eaten, we just know it. Photo by Disney, from thecastlerun.com.

Photo shows Disney fans used to be creepy

Thank goodness we're all normal now. BURBANK, CA -- A 1930's era photograph of Mickey Mouse Club members found in the Disney archives shows one thing very clearly: Disney fans used to be super-creepy. Just look at that photo. Seriously, look at it. A sizeable percentage of that group turned into serial killers, we're guessing. Or Cast Member Leads. Thankfully, Disney obsession no longer results in creepy, weird behavior, or puts us outside of societal norms. Now please excuse me while I put on ... Read more
Artist's concept of the Camelot Inn & Suites Skyliner station on Harbor Blvd. Photo © 2018 Disney & 2019 Google Street View.

Disneyland Skyliner will connect to all 49 Good Neighbor Hotels

Pictured: Artist's concept of the Camelot Inn & Suites Skyliner Station on Harbor Blvd. DISNEYLAND, CA -- Disney Parks and Resorts and Spas has just released new details on the coming Disneyland version of the Skyliner gondola system. Uncle Walt's Insider can now confirm that the Disneyland Skyliner will connect to all 49 Good Neighbor Hotels! These hotels are all located near the Disneyland Resort and Spa, with the lone exception of one Motel 6 in Fresno. The hotels receive the designation of ... Read more
UWI Step Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: Are there any holidays NOT included at Disney Parks?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: It used to be that Disney parks clearly celebrated Christmas, but they've since expanded it to include Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Festivus, and who knows what else. I'm okay with that, but are there any holidays that aren't included in ... Read more
The totally clever and original logo for Universal+.

Rival streaming service Universal+ debuts; no one notices

We're sure they had the idea first and Disney+ only copied them. Right. NEW YORK, NY -- We've enjoyed Disney's incredible video streaming service, Disney+, for over a week now. And apart from some devastating effects on the world's economy, it's been a big success. Well, apparently, sometime in the last week [Ed.: month? year?] NBCUniversal debuted their own rival streaming service, called Universal+. And no one seems to care. A home for your favorite old CNBC financial shows What content they are streaming is unclear, since ... Read more