“True Tales: from the files of Stupid Guest Tricks” is an ongoing series, where we share believable stories of park guests’ unbelievable stupidity.
FROM STUPID GUEST TRICKS —
StupidGuestTricks.com is a website founded to provide Disney Cast Members and other theme park employees a place to vent about some of the idiots they’ve dealt with. Most Cast Members will tell you that 99% of the guests they deal with are wonderful, but there’s always that 1% that lead to aggravation — and some pretty funny stories.
Now that Uncle Walt’s Insider has completed its hostile takeover of Stupid Guest Tricks, we can bring you some of our favorite stories that have been collected there over the years. Previous installments: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6 & Part 7.
In Part 8: more snappy comebacks to stupid questions, and character confusion:
If Bill Engvall were a Cast Member, part 2
First SG: (after watching the glow carts pass by before Spectromagic) “Was that the parade?”
CM: “Yup, it’s all over. Wishes starts in about 30 min.”
Second SG: (in WDW’s Magic Kingdom) “How can I get to the Indiana Jones ride?”
CM: “Do you have a plane ticket?”
Third SG: (at Hollywood Studios) “Which way to the monorail?”
CM: “We don’t have a monorail here at the Studios.”
Third SG: “Yes you do! I came here this morning on one!”
CM: “Oh, we tore that one down a few hours ago.”
Fourth SG: (approaching the Great Movie Ride at the Studios) “Is this a ride?”
CM: “No, this is a show. We only call it ‘The Great Movie Ride‘ to confuse you.”
– MagliteL13, coldfire409, and IndyandMarion
Who’s the leader of the club?
I overheard this conversation while riding on the monorail from the Polynesian to the Magic Kingdom:
Mother to five year old child: “Ohhhhh, honey, are you excited?!?! You’re going to see Bugs Bunny!!!!!!”
I wish I was kidding. I just started laughing as did the rest of my party.
Can’t wait for more? Visit StupidGuestTricks.com!