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OnlyFans sponsoring Spaceship Earth? It was a step too far. LAKE BUENA VISTA, FL — In a move that brought tears of joy to Disney fans around the globe, Bob “Bob” Chapek has been fired as CEO of The Walt Disney Company. Reactions ranged from a ticker-tape parade to one Facebook user saying, “So sad…
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Yay, Chapek’s gone. Iger will be better. He will be better, right? Hello? BR’ER BANK, CA — Only days after declaring that the struggling Disney Company would be facing staff reductions, a dejected Bob “Bob” Chapek was seen leaving its headquarters with a box of personal belongings (we’re assuming photos with Mickey and his favorite…
He wanted to buy the Babylon Bee, but that’s actually worth something. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Fresh off his purchase (and purge) of Twitter, billionaire Elon Musk announced today his plans to purchase Uncle Walt’s Insider. The move comes after his first attempt to buy a news satire site, The Babylon Bee, fell…
Uncle Walt’s Insider step-planDisney (Step)Moms answer your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear step-planDisney (Step)Moms: Can you use a churro as a straw?” – Universal Orlando Resort Walt:…
More of Chapek creating magic! (For his accountants.) WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Walt Disney World Resort is known for its world class hotels, restaurants, and theme parks. It’s also the place where children of all ages can meet their favorite characters, such as Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy, and Ensign Thomas Garland. But…