He could be in charge of demolishing every unoriginal attraction. Hmm… BURBANK, CA — With the recent news that longtime Disney Imagineer Joe Rohde has left Walt Disney Imagineering, ostensibly to go play with cruise ships trains spaceships, there is a rare opening for the head Imagineer. Our sources have told us that the new…
One person in America still has original ideas. GLENDALE, CA — Elon Musk has joined Disney’s Imagineering as a creative consultant. [Ed.: Didn’t we just say that in the headline?] Uncle Walt’s Insider found that the move came after Disney was looking for some sort of ideas for new attractions to put into the parks, but admitted…
It’s 100% effective at stopping the virus, and can be made with common household materials. COLLEGE STATION, TX — This may be the break Disneyland officials have been waiting for! Researchers at the Texas A&M University Department of Biotechnology and Concrete Husbandry have announced a new masking solution that is 100% effective at preventing the…
Sure, the picture looks the same, but you can tell it’s in Texas from all the concealed-carry bulges. TWITTER — As predicted by absolutely nobody, Fake Theme Park has joined the growing list of entities that have announced they are moving to Texas. In a now-deleted tweet, the popular theme park announced that they would…
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Maybe cloth face masks filter out the magic? WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Fans of the Walt Disney World Resort & Spa are still reeling over the loss of the Magical Express and Extra Magic Hours [Ed.: And pavement]. But like seemingly everything else these days, there is worse news behind the bad news. Disney…