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We suspect it was the source of all of the good ideas anyway. GLENDALE CA — Good news from Disney Imagineering headquarters! Although legendary Imagineer Joe Rohde will be retiring effective January 4 of next year, his famed earring will continue working for the foreseeable future. The earring, which unsuccessfully ran for president earlier this…
You’ll plummet to the sounds of “Seize the Day,” perhaps? ANAHEIM, CA SOMEWHERE IN TEXAS — In a rather odd announcement, Disney announced today that the “Critter Country” section of Texas’ Disneyland Park will be rethemed, but the company would not say for sure what the new theme would be. Instead, they gave a cryptic…
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It’ll be so easy to get to! FUTURE SITE OF DISNEYLAND TEXAS — Are you as excited as we are for the newly-relocated Disneyland in Texas? Uncle Walt’s Insider is thrilled to announce that ground has been broken, and construction has begun! And the new location is just where many predicted it would be. Your…
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And they are currently negotiating with both major political parties. BURBANK, CA — In a stunning development, the Disney Company announced today that it will be purchasing Apple, Google, Microsoft and Amazon, and all of their subsidiary brands. Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) was ecstatic. “This is off the record, obviously,” she…
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No word yet on whether it will reopen in Anaheim or in Texas. ANAHEIM, CA — The long awaited re-opening date of the Disneyland Land Resort has finally been announced! Josh D’Amaro, Chairman of Disney Parks, Experiences, Products, and Spas alongside some random dude named Gavin something, announced that Disneyland will re-open to guests on…