Walt Disney canceled? Name to be removed from parks and movies worldwide

We kind of figured this would have to happen eventually.

BURBANK, CA — Officials at the [redact]Walt Disney[/redact] Company announced today that they are erasing [redact]Walt Disney[/redact]’s name from films, theme parks, and products world-wide. [redact]Disney[/redact] (the company) spokesperson Jun [redact]Disney[/redact] (no relation) shared the reasoning.

“[redact]Walt Disney[/redact] was a backwards thinker. And he had a major part in creating things that can never see the light of day again, including Song of the South, Nazi-loving Donald Duck, and cream cheese-filled pretzels. Because of this, we have decided to remove the [redact]Disney[/redact] name.

Eh, it’s almost the same without him

[redact]Disney[/redact] (no relation) continues, “We apologize for promoting this controversial name for so many years. And we hope that our guests will enjoy future visits to ‘land Park,’ ”s California Adventure”, and of course our flagship ‘World Resort (and Spa),’ all located here in the States of America.

“International guests can enjoy ‘land Paris’ and ‘Studios Park’ in France, ‘land’ and ‘Sea’ at the Tokyo Resort in Japan, ‘Hong Kong land Resort,’ and ‘Shanghai Resort’ in China.”

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Cover photo: The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution is on the warpath. Wait, can we say ‘warpath’? Photo Public Domain.