By a mile.
Churros are better than cream cheese pretzels.
Recently opinion-checking website Snopes.com, in a transparent effort to bolster its flagging reputation, reached out to Unclewalts.com to fact-check the claim that churros are better than cream cheese pretzels.
So Snopes spokesperson Juns Nopes (no relation) went along with our very own Uncle Walt on a fact finding mission to Main Street, U.S.A. Mission: compare the delicious churro to the abomination that is the cream cheese pretzel.
After taking a bite of her churro, Nopes (no relation) exclaimed, “There is no need to taste any further! The FACT is churros are the BEST snack — at not just any Disney Parks, but anywhere!”
Uncle Walt then suggested she try the cream cheese pretzel, for science sake. Sadly, she did.
Funeral services for Nopes (no relation) are pending.
Have you ever died from eating a cream cheese pretzel? Let us know in the comments below!
Cover photo: Churros. Mmm… churros. Photo by Mark Mitchell [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr. Churros. Mmmmm….