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PLACE, STATE — [Ed.: Marty, the new Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge land opens at Disneyland on Friday, May 31. I’ve set this article up to publish on that date. BE SURE to fill it in with updates, photos, and information before it runs! Don’t screw this up!]
[Marty: I won’t let you down, boss!]
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