Themed clothes pins will be issued to Epcot Cast Members. LAKE BUENA VISTA, FL — In an unexpected yet oddly delightful twist, Disney has officially announced the dates for the inaugural Epcot International Farts Festival, which will run from January 14 to February 21, 2025. This aromatic event was sparked by an innocent misunderstanding that…
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Will Disney replace the current overpriced sugar water with worse overpriced sugar water? BURBANK, CA — In a recent corporate shuffle, the Walt Disney Company welcomed Hugh Johnston, the former CFO of PepsiCo, as their new Chief Financial Officer. While the financial world buzzes with this significant appointment, whispers suggest that there might be a…
Can you gamble on a movie flopping? Because we’d take this bet. BR’ER BANK, CA — After multiple bid-budget theatrical releases losing money this year, and with declining theme park attendance, the Disney Company announced this week that they are just giving up on making money. The announcement came in the form of still images…
It’s the ultimate battle for the top spot at Disney! DISNEYLAND, DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF KALIFORNIA — It’s finally here! Earlier we reported that Disney would be looking at internal candidates to replace Bob Iger as the CEO. And then we announced that it had been narrowed down to two candidates. We can now report…
Who could the two candidates be? BURBANK, CA — As previously reported, Disney CEO Bob “Bob” Iger has deemed that the next CEO of the Walt Disney Company will be an internal candidate. We haven’t heard much news in the intervening time, all our sources have been unusually tight lipped. But today, we got an…