This is Disney! There’s no [highlight bg=”#000000″ color=”#000000″]מִין[/highlight] at Disney! E.P.C.O.T. C.E.N.T.R.E. — Even though the Festival of THE Holiday [X: HEY!] is only a week into its annual run, Disney is already starting to talk about the next Festival coming to Epcot: the Festival of Fertility! Our own Uncle Walt stumbled across prep for this…
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No Timbits at Le Cellier, we’re sad to report. EPCOT, FL — As Walt Disney World slowly re-opens, fans everywhere are starting to wonder about the status of the various plans previously announced for the Disney parks. As Disney looks closer at their updated financials, we are said to report that some favorite donut chains…
The President vowed to get right on this. EPCOT, FL — Walt Disney World guests, already reeling from so many changes, found a new disturbance at EPCOT’s World Showcase. The America Pavilion’s normal patriotic music, backed by the incredibly talented Voices of Liberty, has been replaced by the sounds of mariachi. Tensions were already running…
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Also, instead of being sold in kiosks, they’ll be in vending machines. EPCOT, FL — Walt Disney World is welcoming guests once again, and that can only mean one thing: it’s festival time at EPCOT! This year the International Food & Wine Festival starts early and Uncle Walt’s Insider has obtained an exclusive look at…
We kind of figured this would have to happen eventually. BURBANK, CA — Officials at the [redact]Walt Disney[/redact] Company announced today that they are erasing [redact]Walt Disney[/redact]’s name from films, theme parks, and products world-wide. [redact]Disney[/redact] (the company) spokesperson Jun [redact]Disney[/redact] (no relation) shared the reasoning. “[redact]Walt Disney[/redact] was a backwards thinker. And he had…