Apparently all the good ones are already taken. BURBANK, CA — Disney CEO Bob “Bob” Iger tells Uncle Walt’s Insider that the search for his successor is apparently not going well. In a statement faxed to us by Disney (the Company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation), Iger is quoted as saying, “As you know, I…
We’re not sure what it means, but it can’t be great. DAVOS, SWITZERLAND — Photographs surfaced yesterday showing clearly that Disney head cheese Mickey Mouse was among the attendees at the World Economic Forum in Davos. Rumors have abounded for years that Mickey has ties to clandestine organizations such as the W.E.F, the W.W.F., the…
This “Rob” Chapek guy (pictured) looks kind of familiar. BR’ER BANK, CA – After Robert “Bob” Iger “reluctantly” seized the reins of the Disney Company last month from Bob “Bob” Chapek, fans and shareholders alike wondered if Iger’s return was only temporary or if he would be CEO-for-life, as previously reported by Uncle Walt’s Insider….
Disney’s going all in on… whatever the latest thing is. Sorry, we haven’t read the article yet. ANAHEIM, CA – The yearly D23 Expo in Anaheim is always the source of juicy news, and as usual, Uncle Walt’s Insider is full of it! Here are some of the biggest announcements from Disney this year: TRON…
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Call it too much of a good thing… ANAHEIM, CA — Well, it was good while it lasted. The electrical generator system hooked up to Walt Disney spinning in his grave has overloaded and is no longer usable — and sources are already predicting power outages. As Uncle Walt’s Insider reported, California had been enjoying…