We missed these posters on our last visit, as we were too busy checking our Facebook notifications. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney has unveiled its new “celebration slogan,” which will be used in Disney Parks and Resorts worldwide: “PUT DOWN YOUR STUPID PHONE.” “We wanted something that would appeal to all ages, and really…
Our little-known facts series continues”!” There are three things that make the Disney Vacation Club special. First, it’s Disney. And, um, it has to do with vacations. And it is a club! [Ed.: Hey, so that’s why it’s called that!] Wait, there is a fourth thing: it somehow manages to be a time share without…
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This isn’t just another Disney cash grab, is it? Nah. BURBANK, CA – Disney has won FDA approval for its own branded Covid-19 vaccine, the company announced yesterday. The new vaccine will be marketed toward children under the age of 12, and also to adults who act like children under the age of 12. Initially,…
Hey, we make stuff up, too, but we still have standards. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — David Mikkelson, newly-unemployed co-founder of the “Snopes.com“ “fact-checking” “website” may be looking for a new place to write. But it won’t be at Uncle Walt’s Insider. While some may think it’s a great fit — writing under an…
Our little-known facts series “continues”! Ah, nothing says you’ve arrived at Walt Disney World like hearing the whistle from the steam train as you go through the gates at the Magic Kingdom! … Except passing under an entrance arch. … And seeing the purple road signs. … Oh, and catching a glimpse of the monorail…