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This stance is “just as likely to be popular as the last one!” BR’ER BANK, CA — The Disney Company has taken a beating recently over its political stances. Once the most trusted name in family entertainment, a recent poll shows that level of trust down to 54% overall. With some subgroups, the trust in Disney’s…
Rumor is they’re heading for New York City, where they can say “gay.” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Walt Disney World Resort and Spa and Alternative Lifestyle Grooming Center announced today that it is packing up and moving out of Florida. “It’s obvious that our values don’t align with those of the state any…
Rest in peace, poor churro, we hardly knew ye. HARAMBE, FL — A riot broke out in the Africa section of Disney’s Animal Kingdom after a man was spotted throwing away an entire churro. Our very own Uncle Walt witnessed this atrocity first hand. “I was taking note of a bit of paint chipped off…
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Can Six Flags overtake Disney? (We’ll wait while you wipe the soda off your screen.) What is it with America’s non-existent love affair with Six Flags? Truly, they are the parks you visit when you can’t afford Disney. The good news for them is that soon, no one will be able to afford Disney! (Thanks, Bob!)…
Sure, you’re sick, but that doesn’t mean you should cancel your vacation! (Or does it?) Much of the world is realizing that the pandemic is effectively over, and we’re entering into the endemic phase of COVID where we “just live with it.” (Note: this doesn’t apply to Texas, Florida, or an handful of other states…