BREAKING: Walt Disney World to leave Florida - Uncle Walt's Insider

BREAKING: Walt Disney World to leave Florida

Vandals paint Cinderella Castle a hideous pink color. Photo by Laughing Place via Twitter.

Rumor is they’re heading for New York City, where they can say “gay.”

WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Walt Disney World Resort and Spa and Alternative Lifestyle Grooming Center announced today that it is packing up and moving out of Florida.

“It’s obvious that our values don’t align with those of the state any more,” said CEO Bob “Bob” Chapek. “I mean, they have a law now that says teachers can’t discuss sexuality with 5- to 8-year-olds without parental consent! Who wants to support a value system like that?”

Where to? Definitely not Texas

While former west coast park Disneyland packed up and moved to Texas a couple of years ago, Walt Disney World isn’t expected to follow.

“Those Texas folks are almost as wacko as the Florida ones,” Chapek says.

In a related report, the state of California is now generating a surplus of electricity from the generators hooked up to Walt Disney spinning in his grave.

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Cover photo: Wasn’t it just a few years ago that Disney was disavowing any official support of “Gay Days”? Photo by Laughing Place via Twitter.