“We had no idea more than one person ever even watched the show.” BR’ER BANK, CA — After a massive letter-writing campaign from fans, Disney+ has reversed its decision to cancel its controversial Star Wars series The Acolyte. Seasons 2, 3, 4 and 5 will begin production soon. The show, which is set in the…
This article brought to you by Disney+, unless you pay us. GLENDALE-ISH, CA — Disney CEO Bob “Bob” Chapek is continuing his practice of adding charges to things that used to be free! During a recent earnings call, Chapek announced that streaming service Disney+ will be adding advertisements, but that an ad-free experience would still…
It’s like they’re milking a dead horse, or beating the cow they rode in on. Or something. BR’ER BANK, CA – You thought our previous list of Star Wars & Marvel spinoffs coming to Disney+ was complete? Nay, nay! Disney’s going to squeeze the blood from this turnip until the stars fall from the clowns….
Disney’s live streaming service has even more great shows on the way! BR’ER BANK, CA – Disney+ has a lot of great shows already in the Star Wars and Marvel universes, but more are in the works! Here’s a few you may not yet have heard of: Somebody Feed Porkins Follow Jek Porkins as he…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider step-planDisney (Step)Moms answer your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear step-planDisney (Step)Moms: Will The Beatles: Get Back movie be released to DVD?” – Rory,…