Also, the unnamed executive’s ringtone was a “cha-ching” sound, over and over again. BURBANK, CA — On a recent visit to Disneyland, an unidentified Disney executive (pictured) was overheard saying that there are “too many poor people here.” The unnamed executive suggested that Disneyland should be like a country club: overpriced, exclusive, and offer mediocre…
Apparently Walt isn’t happy. BURBANK, CA — Sources within the Disney Company say that CEO Bob “Bob” Chapek is being visited by the Ghost of Disney Past. Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) confirmed the haunting, but said it is no big deal. “The ghost first showed up when Chapek started charging for…
We seem to recall reading that “the love of money is the root…” something, something. PARIS, TEXAS FRANCE — Disneyland Paris is going back to its roots. Beginning next week, the resort will change back to its original name: Euro Disneyland. The change comes at the behest of beloved Disney CEO Bob “Bob” Chapek, who…
(Two-finger) Point/Counterpoint is a recurring feature where we normally debate with ourselves about current theme park news — but this time we have a special guest taking the Counterpoint: Disney CEO Bob “Bob” Chapek! TODAY’S TOPIC: “Nickel-and-diming” Disney guests SUBMITTED: Disney is going down the wrong path by charging guests for “extras” that used to…
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Looks like we can unlock the stalls with our Magic Bands! BR’ER BANK, CA — Disney Grand Pooh-bah Bob “Bob” Chapek has found a new way to gouge guests raise revenue and please shareholders. “Some of our executives thought we were running out of ways to bilk our… I mean, encourage spending in Disney parks,”…