We seem to recall reading that “the love of money is the root…” something, something.
TEXAS FRANCE — Disneyland Paris is going back to its roots. Beginning next week, the resort will change back to its original name: Euro Disneyland.
The change comes at the behest of beloved Disney CEO Bob “Bob” Chapek, who took time away from protesting Florida anti-grooming laws to return to his primary passion: money.
“The original name was better,” Chapek was maybe overheard to say. “I mean, it’s right there in the name: EURO. That has a such a sweet sound to it. Hey, maybe we can even spell it with one of those € money symbols, make it more obvious.
“€uro Disneyland. I like it! Ooo, now we can start spelling Di$neyland with a dollar sign!”
This change is coming with an admission increase, isn’t it? Let us know what you think in the comments below!
Cover photo: The new/old name of Di$neyland Pari$. Photo via corbisimages.