Look likes someone’s gonna have to be digitized to regain control. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney’s 1982 computer-trip adventure Tron and its sequels (Tron: Reloaded, Tron: Revolutions, and The ReTron of the Jedi) are the inspiration for a new roller coaster currently under construction in the Magic Kingdom. The new coaster will be entirely computer-generated,…
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We knew Congress was a Mickey Mouse operation. WASHINGTON, D.C. — People grumble about the change from Daylight Savings to Standard Time and back again, and the grumbling is only growing louder. But how do we fix the problem? It’s no secret that time zones are difficult to figure out — especially when you change…
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A “simple misunderstanding” is prolonged when the family keeps getting free stuff. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Peña family of Silver City, NM, is celebrating their reunion with family matriarch Elvira Bolivar, after becoming separated from her at Florida’s Magic Kingdom theme park last week. Bolivar, 63, was located at the park’s Lost &…
You’d think they’d wait until the runway was poured. EPCOT CENTER ATC CENTER, FL — Less than one hour after we announced the opening of a new airport at Walt Disney World Resort and Spa, the first flights arrived at the airport. Several eagle-eyed readers called us to let us know that a flight of…
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The churro changes will be amazing! Maybe! We didn’t catch every detail. UNCLE WALT’S H.Q., SVALBARD — Our regular readers [up to five now!] know that we here at Uncle Walt’s Insider love churros. That delicious cinnamon sugar treat is so perfect that even Philistines whose warped taste buds prefer cream cheese pretzels admit that churros…