Apparently some misguided people seem to think visiting SeaWorld is like going to Disney? SAN ANTONIO, TX — Numerous online articles [Ed.: Meh, instead of linking, let them Google it for themselves!] claim visiting SeaWorld is just like visiting Disney, but SeaWorld is NOT even close to being like Disney! Our very own Uncle Walt…
Most folks just stay home and “visit” Disney parks throughYouTube. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — A new study commissioned and funded by Uncle Walt’s Insider (via free churro coupons) has some surprising results. Apparently over ninety percent of guests entering Disney theme parks worldwide do so to take video of the parks — not…
Disney’s River Country had nothing on this new animal encounter! SAN DIEGO, CA — SeaWorld has long been known for their amazing shows, featuring some of the most talented marine animals. They also provide research into marine animal behavior, and helps rescue and rehabilitate sick and injured ocean-dwellers. In addition, as part of their education…
Details are scarce, but we are happy to make stuff up. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Rumors have been swirling around the Magic Kingdom of a possible permanent end to the Country Bear Jamboree. Uncle Walt’s Insider of course predicted this after several guests were mauled by the Country Bears last year. But now we…
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And what did we learn? Not much, really. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — The challenge: Eat nothing but tasty, tasty churros, morning, noon & night, for thirty days. Participants: Ub, X, & Uncle Walt. (Marty eats nothing but churros anyway, so technically this wouldn’t have been a challenge for him). Conclusion: Churros are extremely…