![Disney Airline+ at Walt Disney World International Airport+. Photo by JTOcchialini [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/disney-wdw-airport-coming-soon-768x432.jpg)
Why mess with those other airports, when soon you can fly directly to Walt Disney World!? WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — There’s so much construction going on at Walt Disney World these days, you can’t throw a disgusting cream cheese-filled pretzel out of the window of your gondola without hitting a unsuspecting construction worker in…
![Marty is at Disneyland this week. He looks nothing like this. Photo by Carterhawk [CC BY-SA 3.0] via Wikimedia Commons.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/marty-is-at-disneyland-768x432.jpg)
Come and meet your favorite Uncle Walt’s Insider author! Unless your favorite isn’t Marty. DISNEYLAND, CA — Uncle Walt’s Insider authors tend to be shy and secretive, only appearing in public in disguise. In fact, we rarely leave our Svalbard headquarters unless we’re fairly certain we’re not currently wanted, and are at least temporarily off…
“It’s just magical — that’s my takeaway. The way Disney gets people to give them money. Magical.” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Joel Osteen, the lead pastor for Houston megachurch Lakewood Baptist, recently visited Walt Disney World and came away inspired. Was it the characters? The music? The churros? No — Osteen was greatly impressed…
![An extremely rare rain event at the Magic Kingdom. Photo by Andrew Evans [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/rainy-day-at-magic-kingdom-768x432.jpg)
Apparently it rains every day in the “Sunshine State”! BAY LAKE, FL — Climate scientists and washed-up politicians are pointing to a “recent” weather phenomenon, and Florida’s nickname, to bring awareness to global warming. One scientist thinks Florida will need to abandon its identity as “The Sunshine State” and return to just being known as…
Apparently the entire land is CGI. Just like the new Soarin’. BATUU, FL — Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge has not welcomed a single guest, but reports are already coming in that fans are not happy. A growing legion of Star Wars fans are boycotting this new land, and the reason may surprise you. “Blasphemy!” “Worse…