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Maybe cloth face masks filter out the magic? WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Fans of the Walt Disney World Resort & Spa are still reeling over the loss of the Magical Express and Extra Magic Hours [Ed.: And pavement]. But like seemingly everything else these days, there is worse news behind the bad news. Disney…
The logo changes are so subtle. Can you spot them? ANAHEIM, CA — Disney’s recent attempt to re-open Disneyland as an autonomous zone has failed, Uncle Walt’s Insider can now report. Governor Gavin Newsom (D[highlight bg=”#000000″ color=”#000000″]espicable[/highlight]) quickly saw that the change was making his subjects freer and happier without authorization by his regime, so…
Throw a few barricades and hand-painted signs in front of the security checkpoints, and they’re good to go! ANAHEIM, CA — Borrowing an idea from Seattle protestors, today the Disney Company declared the Disneyland Resort an “autonomous zone” and opened the parks. The move comes in defiance of a ban by California Governor Gavin Newsom…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: how often do u pee?” – joe, “here” Grogu: Marty: I’m with…
Nothing says “overbearing dictator” like denying citizens their Churros. ANAHEIM, CA — While Disney continues to box up Disneyland for the move to Texas, even bigger news has dominated the headlines. California Governor Gavin Newsom (D[highlight bg=”#000000″ color=”#000000″]estroyer of Economies[/highlight]) is facing a recall from angry voters. Newsom’s previous orders, while strict, were at least…