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Fortunately, though, no one could really understand him. ANAHEIM, CA — Directly in the wake of the controversy surrounding a certain Disney/ABC personality making outrageous and offensive comments, another popular celebrity associated with the brand has come under fire. Donald Duck, beloved cartoon character and company icon, was accused by a Disneyland park guest of…
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“We always thought that ‘a ghost will follow you home’ line was just a joke.” ST. GEORGE, UT — The Haunted Mansion ride at Disneyland Park has been giving guests light-hearted scares since it opened in 1969. After entering the house through a mysterious stretching room, guests board “doom buggies” which take them through the…
YOU get a hat! And YOU get a hat! EVERYBODY gets a hat! WALT DISNEY WORLD — Following the successful return of the Sorceror Mickey Hat to Disney’s Animal Kingdom Theme Park and Spa, Disney Parks and Resorts and Spas has announced that every Disney theme park around the world will be getting a new,…
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“I spend half my time as a guest answering other guests’ questions. I want to be underpaid just like real cast members!” ANAHEIM, CA — Albert Amadi has never worked for Disneyland, but has filed a claim for back pay with the popular theme park. Amadi, 38, visits the Anaheim resort frequently from his home…
What California Adventure is doing is so unjustified! ANAHEIM, CA — Disney fan and news websites are up in arms over a new offering for annual passholders at Disney’s California Adventure. In what Disney calls the “AP Churro Challenge,” or five dollars, the passholders can purchase a map to “discover different churro carts located throughout…