Apparently Chapek didn’t go far enough? BURBANK, CA — As we predicted, Bob “Bob” Iger has returned as CEO of the Disney Company. In his first week, Iger announced he will reverse all of the poor decisions he blamed on Bob “Bob” Chapek, returning Disney to its full glory. With our incredible inside contacts and…
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OnlyFans sponsoring Spaceship Earth? It was a step too far. LAKE BUENA VISTA, FL — In a move that brought tears of joy to Disney fans around the globe, Bob “Bob” Chapek has been fired as CEO of The Walt Disney Company. Reactions ranged from a ticker-tape parade to one Facebook user saying, “So sad…
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Yay, Chapek’s gone. Iger will be better. He will be better, right? Hello? BR’ER BANK, CA — Only days after declaring that the struggling Disney Company would be facing staff reductions, a dejected Bob “Bob” Chapek was seen leaving its headquarters with a box of personal belongings (we’re assuming photos with Mickey and his favorite…
More of Chapek creating magic! (For his accountants.) WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Walt Disney World Resort is known for its world class hotels, restaurants, and theme parks. It’s also the place where children of all ages can meet their favorite characters, such as Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy, and Ensign Thomas Garland. But…
Also, the unnamed executive’s ringtone was a “cha-ching” sound, over and over again. BURBANK, CA — On a recent visit to Disneyland, an unidentified Disney executive (pictured) was overheard saying that there are “too many poor people here.” The unnamed executive suggested that Disneyland should be like a country club: overpriced, exclusive, and offer mediocre…