Our little-known “facts” series continues! Six Flags! A visit to one of their many theme parks makes a statement. And that statement is: “I don’t live close enough to a Disney park.” But do you know all there is to know about America’s favorite theme park company that isn’t Disney? If not, don’t despair! Uncle…
We kind of figured this would have to happen eventually. BURBANK, CA — Officials at the [redact]Walt Disney[/redact] Company announced today that they are erasing [redact]Walt Disney[/redact]’s name from films, theme parks, and products world-wide. [redact]Disney[/redact] (the company) spokesperson Jun [redact]Disney[/redact] (no relation) shared the reasoning. “[redact]Walt Disney[/redact] was a backwards thinker. And he had…
![Is... is Mickey pointing to Walt, like "Take him! Take him first!"??? Because that's what it seems like. Photo by Steven Miller [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr & Pixabay.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/walt-may-be-the-next-to-go-768x403.jpg)
Pulling down statues may prevent past “atrocities.” Like Song of the South? ANAHEIM, CA — The statue of noted oppressor Mickey Mouse was toppled last week at Disneyland, leaving many Disney fans asking, “What’s next?” [Ed.: Actually, only a few asked “What’s next?” The majority of questions we got after that article ran were, “Is this…
![Meet Mickey's new voice! Photo by Loren Javier [CC BY-ND 2.0] via Flickr, & Pxhere.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/mickey-mouse-new-voice-actor-768x403.jpg)
It’s only right. BURBANK, CA — As you may have read, Disney property The Simpsons will now have characters voiced only by actors of the same race as their fictional counterparts. Apart from the company scrambling to find yellow actors, they now say that they are extending the policy to non-human characters. Yes, from now…
![Remember, it all started with a mouse. Photo by Olivier Bruchez [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/protesters-topple-mickey-partners-statue-disneyland-768x403.jpg)
Where will it end? DISNEYLAND, CA — Chanting “Hey, ho, the mouse must go,” protesters toppled the Mickey Mouse portion of the famed Partners Statue at Disneyland yesterday. A spokesperson for the protesters, Jun “Auntie” Fa (no relation), read a statement to Uncle Walt’s Insider. We’d give you the whole thing here, but it was…