Disney’s going all in on… whatever the latest thing is. Sorry, we haven’t read the article yet. ANAHEIM, CA – The yearly D23 Expo in Anaheim is always the source of juicy news, and as usual, Uncle Walt’s Insider is full of it! Here are some of the biggest announcements from Disney this year: TRON…
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We can’t wait to visit Walt, er, Bob Chapek World! BURBANK, CA — A recent SEC filing reveals that Disney intends to replace the Disney name with “Chapek” worldwide, after its current CEO Bob “Bob” Chapek. The name change will include the parks, studios, subsidiaries, individual departments, as well as the corporation name itself. Uncle…
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Pictured: Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Brits and anglophiles worldwide are mourning the passing of the United Kingdom’s Queen Elizabeth II. Uncle Walt’s Insider has learned that Disney parks worldwide will be closing down their respective U.K. Pavilions for a period of mourning, including the ones at Florida’s EPCOT…
This article brought to you by Disney+, unless you pay us. GLENDALE-ISH, CA — Disney CEO Bob “Bob” Chapek is continuing his practice of adding charges to things that used to be free! During a recent earnings call, Chapek announced that streaming service Disney+ will be adding advertisements, but that an ad-free experience would still…
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Wait, what did they put on Main Street USA??? WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — In stunning news, exclusive to Uncle Walt’s Insider [Ed.: Actually, most of the articles we make up are exclusive to us], Walt Disney World has shut down entirely due to an outbreak of monkeypox. Details are sketchy at the moment, so…