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We answer one of life’s less perplexing riddles.
UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Yes.
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Not a surprise. No one’s gone there for weeks. ANAHEIM, CA — The news that we all feared has come. Contrary to the ramblings of those know-nothing “(Step)Moms” yesterday, officials at the Uncle Walt’s Insider Company announced today that the Uncle Walt’s Insider will remain closed permanently. Although the reason has not been announced, we…
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