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We answer one of life’s less perplexing riddles.
UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Yes.
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We’re not sure what it means, but it can’t be great. DAVOS, SWITZERLAND — Photographs surfaced yesterday showing clearly that Disney head cheese Mickey Mouse was among the attendees at the World Economic Forum in Davos. Rumors have abounded for years that Mickey has ties to clandestine organizations such as the W.E.F, the W.W.F., the…
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The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: How can I tell if the Disney Dining Plan is a…
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“We always thought that ‘a ghost will follow you home’ line was just a joke.” ST. GEORGE, UT — The Haunted Mansion ride at Disneyland Park has been giving guests light-hearted scares since it opened in 1969. After entering the house through a mysterious stretching room, guests board “doom buggies” which take them through the…