The Uncle Walt’s Insider step-planDisney (Step)Moms answer your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] Hey, guess what? The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step)Moms Panel is now “step-planDisney”! And this isn’t…
The number one tourist destination in the world is solidly middle-aged now! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL – Fifty years! A lot has happened since Walt Disney World first opened its gates so long ago. There was Nixon, and, uh, disco, … something about the Berlin Wall… The moon landing? No, that was before. We really…
![Epcot's Cuba Pavilion, before the overcrowding. Much simpler to photoshop. Photo [CC0] via Pixabay.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/epcot-cuba-pavilion-768x403.jpg)
If you’re there, you’ll have to try to exit through the Mexico Pavilion and then sneak across the border. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — An advisory for anyone heading to EPCOT Center: guests are reporting massive overcrowding in the Cuba Pavilion, as apparently people trying to leave it are being turned back by the American…
![Hurricane Elsa returns to work. Photo by CyclicalCore [CC BY-SA 3.0] via DeviantArt.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/hurricane-elsa-returns-to-work-768x403.jpg)
Hey, a lot of folks take vacations in the tropics. ARENDELLE — Queen Elsa has officially returned to her duties after spending a week off in the Caribbean and southeast United States. “I was able to visit so many places I hadn’t been before,” said the Queen in a statement released by her press secretary….
So much inclusivitiableness! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL – Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, things are changing at Woke Disney World — such as, they will no longer say “ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.” Which, to be fair, had to happen — there are, what, 637 genders, with more being discovered all the time?…