![Hurricane Elsa returns to work. Photo by CyclicalCore [CC BY-SA 3.0] via DeviantArt.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/hurricane-elsa-returns-to-work-768x403.jpg)
Hey, a lot of folks take vacations in the tropics. ARENDELLE — Queen Elsa has officially returned to her duties after spending a week off in the Caribbean and southeast United States. “I was able to visit so many places I hadn’t been before,” said the Queen in a statement released by her press secretary….
Hopefully it won’t burn, burn, burn any of the performers. EPCOT, FL — As Disney continues work on the weather control barges at EPCOT, recent filings with the Reedy Creek Improvement District show that these barges have another purpose. It might be that they will also take part in a new nighttime show coming to…
Finally, proof of the long-rumored Disney weather technology. E.P.C.O.T. CENTRE, FL — As Disney struggles with the dome over Walt Disney World, they have made the bold move to bring the machines they use to control the weather into full view of guests. The devices were originally thought to be part of a new nighttime…
![An extremely rare rain event at the Magic Kingdom. Photo by Andrew Evans [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/rainy-day-at-magic-kingdom-768x432.jpg)
Apparently it rains every day in the “Sunshine State”! BAY LAKE, FL — Climate scientists and washed-up politicians are pointing to a “recent” weather phenomenon, and Florida’s nickname, to bring awareness to global warming. One scientist thinks Florida will need to abandon its identity as “The Sunshine State” and return to just being known as…
“We’ll save on lighting costs!” TALLAHASSEE, FL — Florida’s law making Daylight Savings Time permanent in the state is awaiting action from the U.S. Congress, but Disney has already moved onto its next time-shifting goal. With legislation passed earlier this week, Florida will now legally be required to have daylight year-round. Benefits for all! Most. Some?…