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Empty promises on a Skyliner sign. Photo by wdwnt.com.

Skyliner now celebrates millionth -successful- passenger arrival

This milestone took a little longer. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL -- Days after Disney released a video celebrating the Skyliner's gondola system's one millionth customer, another milestone was reached with less fanfare. As of yesterday, the Disney Skyliner has now successfully transported one million guests! "Different metrics" "Both milestones are correct," says Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation), "but they just use different metrics. The video refers to one million guests boarding the system. Yesterday's million counts only guests getting out of the ...
October 31, 2019 by Marty in Florida
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UWI Step Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: How to answer “Is Mickey real?”

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: The real Moms Panel ignores me whenever I ask this. Maybe you can help. How do I answer a kid (7 years old), in the parks, who asks if Mickey Mouse is real or just somebody in a ...
October 26, 2019 by Marty in step-planDisney
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The temporary menu change caused by an embargo on alien ingredients. Photo by paleodisney.net & jedinews.co.uk.

Florida alien food embargo; Galaxy’s Edge required to use Earth ingredients

You had to go to Disneyland to get your Endorian Tip-Yip. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL -- It looked like a simple signage change, but the truth is more complex. When Galaxy's Edge restaurants changed the names of their dishes last week, it wasn't to aid local guest's understanding. Actually, the food vendors at Batuu no longer had access to alien food ingredients, and were forced to switch temporarily to local (Earth) products. So instead of Kaadu Ribs, they began selling plain old pork ...
October 25, 2019 by Marty in Florida
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Maybe Magic Kingdom would do better if they added a giant mukluk to their entrance? Photo via Alaska or Bust Revisited.

Theme park attendance shock: Magic Kingdom falls to #2

Alaska's Mukluk Land is now the most visited theme park in the world. TOK, ALASKA -- Theme park attendance numbers for 2018 have been released, and for the first time in 86 years, the Magic Kingdom Park & Spa is not at the top of the list. That honor goes to "Alaska's Most Unique Destination," Mukluk Land, which is located at Milepost 1317 on the Alaska Highway. Here are the top ten by 2018 attendance, according to the Themed Entertainment Association: 1. Mukluk Land, ...
October 21, 2019 by Marty in World
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UWI Step Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: The best room at the All Star Movies Resort?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: I'm just beginning to plan my family's very first trip to Walt Disney World! Because of our budget, we'll likely stay in one of the value resorts, and we really like the look of the All Star Movies ...
October 19, 2019 by Marty in step-planDisney
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