Skyliner now celebrates millionth -successful- passenger arrival |

Skyliner now celebrates millionth -successful- passenger arrival

Empty promises on a Skyliner sign. Photo by wdwnt.com.

This milestone took a little longer.

WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Days after Disney released a video celebrating the Skyliner’s gondola system’s one millionth customer, another milestone was reached with less fanfare. As of yesterday, the Disney Skyliner has now successfully transported one million guests!

“Different metrics”

“Both milestones are correct,” says Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation), “but they just use different metrics. The video refers to one million guests¬†boarding the system. Yesterday’s million counts only guests getting out of the gondola the normal way. Like at a station. And without the use of rescue equipment.”

Disney (no relation) is still excited about the future of the Skyliner.

“We’re up to a 91% rate for successfully getting guests to their chosen destination in under two hours! That’s like an A-minus!”

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Cover photo: Empty promises on a Skyliner sign. Photo by wdwnt.com, modified.