The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]
“Dear (Step) Moms: How many Baby Yoda toys does Baby Yoda have? Is Baby Yoda going to get a Build-A-Bear Baby Yoda?” – Lara B., La Habra CA
X:
Baby Yoda would have all the toys that Baby Yoda could have, if Baby Yoda did have Baby Yoda toys.
Harriet:
Just don’t go to Build-a-Bear. There are already enough people there without you.
Walt:
Hi, Larry. Thanks for asking. Would you buy a Build-a-Bear version of yourself if they offered it?
Marty:
Dear Purpura Lara,
Ignore Walt. I would totally buy a Build-a-Bear version of myself.
Baby Yoda:
Joe Rohde’s Earring:
It’s not a doll, it’s an action figure!
Ub:
Walt told me to give the shortest answer I can, so here goes:
You will get the toy you get and be happy with it.
Marty:
This is not about you, Ub. Get over it.
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