(Step)Moms Panel: How much plush could The Child push if The Child could push plush?

The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]

“Dear (Step) Moms: How many Baby Yoda toys does Baby Yoda have? Is Baby Yoda going to get a Build-A-Bear Baby Yoda?” – Lara B., La Habra CA

X:

Baby Yoda would have all the toys that Baby Yoda could have, if Baby Yoda did have Baby Yoda toys.

Harriet: 

Just don’t go to Build-a-Bear. There are already enough people there without you.

Walt:

Hi, Larry. Thanks for asking. Would you buy a Build-a-Bear version of yourself if they offered it?

Marty:

Dear Purpura Lara,

Ignore Walt. I would totally buy a Build-a-Bear version of myself.

Baby Yoda:

Joe Rohde’s Earring: 

It’s not a doll, it’s an action figure!

Ub: 

Walt told me to give the shortest answer I can, so here goes:

You will get the toy you get and be happy with it.

Marty:

This is not about you, Ub. Get over it.

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