We’re not sure what it means, but it can’t be great. DAVOS, SWITZERLAND — Photographs surfaced yesterday showing clearly that Disney head cheese Mickey Mouse was among the attendees at the World Economic Forum in Davos. Rumors have abounded for years that Mickey has ties to clandestine organizations such as the W.E.F, the W.W.F., the…
He wanted to buy the Babylon Bee, but that’s actually worth something. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Fresh off his purchase (and purge) of Twitter, billionaire Elon Musk announced today his plans to purchase Uncle Walt’s Insider. The move comes after his first attempt to buy a news satire site, The Babylon Bee, fell…
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Call it too much of a good thing… ANAHEIM, CA — Well, it was good while it lasted. The electrical generator system hooked up to Walt Disney spinning in his grave has overloaded and is no longer usable — and sources are already predicting power outages. As Uncle Walt’s Insider reported, California had been enjoying…
Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter, he may have a few billion left over to buy Disney. Should he? Today’s question: “Hey Walt, should Elon Musk buy Disney?” Submitted by B.C., J.V., J.D’A., & B.I., Various locations, USA Hi Anonymous, Thanks for asking. The idea of Disney keeping their independence and influence from a…
Apparently Walt isn’t happy. BURBANK, CA — Sources within the Disney Company say that CEO Bob “Bob” Chapek is being visited by the Ghost of Disney Past. Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) confirmed the haunting, but said it is no big deal. “The ghost first showed up when Chapek started charging for…