![The new walkway from the Contemporary to the Magic Kingdom. Photo by Sarah Charlesworth [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Wikimedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/new-walkway-to-magic-kingdom-768x403.jpg)
We’re looking forward to walking our luggage from the airport to Walt Disney World. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Walt Disney World recently gave us the totally exciting and not-at-all upsetting news that in 2022, the Disney’s Magical Express service will be eliminated completely. With no more Magical Express, guests will be forced to hop…
You’ll plummet to the sounds of “Seize the Day,” perhaps? ANAHEIM, CA SOMEWHERE IN TEXAS — In a rather odd announcement, Disney announced today that the “Critter Country” section of Texas’ Disneyland Park will be rethemed, but the company would not say for sure what the new theme would be. Instead, they gave a cryptic…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: I understand that Disney is hightailing out of California for greener pastures…
He took all their presents, their ribbons, their wrappings, Their snoof and their fuzzles, their tringlers and trappings! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — For decades, Disney has embraced the holidays, overloading their parks with festive garlands, lights, music, and shows. There were few places in the world that celebrated the season like Walt Disney World….
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It’ll be so easy to get to! FUTURE SITE OF DISNEYLAND TEXAS — Are you as excited as we are for the newly-relocated Disneyland in Texas? Uncle Walt’s Insider is thrilled to announce that ground has been broken, and construction has begun! And the new location is just where many predicted it would be. Your…