The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: Where do you come down on the whole mask debate?” – Anthony…
“Without these stickers strategically placed on the ground, how will guests know when they are at least 6 feet apart!?!?” ANAHEIM, CA — Disney will delay the re-opening of Disneyland — but only due to the lack of social distancing stickers. Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) stated, “We were all set to…
Apparently you’re less likely to catch the virus if you hold certain points of view. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — As Walt Disney World inches towards its reopening date in 2025, the company is backtracking on its plans for social distancing. The parks first announced they would require guests to undergo temperature checks, maintain distance…
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It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for them. BURBANK, CA — Joe Rohde’s Earring yesterday is suspending its campaign for the presidency. The brief press release issued yesterday gave three reasons for the decision. The campaign just never gained traction, due to “the quarantine preventing campaign events,” “difficulty in fundraising,”…
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We have exclusive photographs of the festivities! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — It’s that time of year again, when Orlando-area high school seniors gather at Walt Disney World to celebrate their graduation. And Uncle Walt’s Insider has exclusive photos of the event! Enjoy! [Ed.: Marty, I know we run this same piece every year. Don’t…