Not just any eatery is good enough for Disney’s newest World Showcase country! E.P.C.O.T., FL — Disney Parks and Resorts and Spas are infamous [Ed.: That means more than famous, right guys?] for their world-renown restaurants, most of them achieving a minimum of 4 Churros on the Uncle Walt’s Insider Scale of Awesomeness. While everyone…
Greatness will only get you so far. GURNEE, IL — The new owner of Six Flags vowed that he will “Make Great America Great Again”, in reference to the company’s flagship amusement park, Six Flags Great America. John L. Ama, a Wauconda resident, [Ed.: No, not Wakanda. Black Panther is from Wakanda. We’re talking about Wauconda,…
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Want to get away from it all, and then get right back to it? Looking to spend as little quality time with family as possible? CELEBRATION, FL — Adventures by Disney has quickly become the go-to organization for well-planned vacations, particularly for families who are either too wealthy for their own good or too lazy…
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Guests describe the place as magical, but does it operate using slave labor? UNIVERSAL CITY, CA — For Harry Potter fans, a visit to “The Wizarding World of Harry Potter” is almost like actually being a part of the magical world of J.K. Rowling’s books and the resulting movies. But Uncle Walt’s Insider now reveals…
People want to hear hits, ok? WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Following a recent “Garden Rocks” concert at Epcot Centre’s International Festivus of Pollen and Allergies [Ed.: I think that’s suppose to be “EPCOT’s International Flower and Garden Festival“], one irate guest went to Guest Relations to complain that the featured band had performed many of…