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More maritime mayhem: the trend of ships hitting docks continues. TOONTOWN, U.S.A. — In the latest maritime blunder, Donald Duck’s Boat (and home) sunk while docking over the weekend. Cast members at Disneyland Park who witnessed the sinking first thought it was part of the recently-announced “shipboard shore excursions”; or possibly that Donald was allowing…
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New evidence suggests more than just cigarettes were airbrushed from photos of Walt! Many guests at Disney parks worldwide are aware that Disney cast members are not allowed to point with just one finger. Instead, they must either gesture with the whole hand or use the famous “two-finger point.” Officially, the reason is to avoid…
Other cruise lines are now copying Disney’s September 2017 dock encounter. ROATÁN — As Uncle Walt’s Insider reported last year, the Disney Dream backed into a dock at the Port of Nassau, when the Captain was letting his teenage son practice parallel parking. Apparently the Disney Cruise Line is still a trendsetter in the industry,…
For over 37 years, Uncle Walt’s Insider has delighted its readers with quality satire on the first day of April. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q. — Regular readers of this website (both of you) have flooded Uncle Walt’s offices with letters and emails, and posted on our Facebook and Twitter feeds with what one News Brief…