We don’t want to just run negative stories about the Mouse! UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD – No question, Disney’s reputation has taken a beating lately. After its recent foray into Florida politics, and information leaking about inserting sexual matters into children’s programming, for some reason folks don’t seem to be as trusting of the…
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Just more bad news for Disney out of Florida. DINOLAND, USA — In what is believed to be a first [Ed.: A first for Disney? A first for animatronic figures? A first for dinosaurs? We need details, people.], the animatronic Carnotauruses from the Dinosaur! ride at Disney’s Animal Kingdom Theme Park and Spa have voted…
Aaaand it’s not Ellen. EPCOAT CENTRE, FLORIDA — Breaking News! Uncle Walt’s Insider has confirmed a previously top secret celebrity cameo appearance in the new Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind ride! In homage to the recently departed Ellen’s Energy Adventure, there is a very momentary cameo in the new ride by none other than Bill…
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Call it too much of a good thing… ANAHEIM, CA — Well, it was good while it lasted. The electrical generator system hooked up to Walt Disney spinning in his grave has overloaded and is no longer usable — and sources are already predicting power outages. As Uncle Walt’s Insider reported, California had been enjoying…
After the Guardians retheming of the Tiki Room and Pirates flopped, could this mean that the GotG craze is over? EPCOT, FL — Millions of people have already had the chance to try out the new Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind attraction, and the reviews are in! And friends, they aren’t good. Bob “Bob”…