We seem to recall reading that “the love of money is the root…” something, something. PARIS, TEXAS FRANCE — Disneyland Paris is going back to its roots. Beginning next week, the resort will change back to its original name: Euro Disneyland. The change comes at the behest of beloved Disney CEO Bob “Bob” Chapek, who…
This nickel-and-diming has got to stop. TOONTOWN, USA — In a statement released today, Donald Duck has announced that he is joining with Mickey Mouse in a push to oust Disney CEO, Bob “Bob” Chapek. We think Donald said, “While the so-called CEO continues to avoid guests and raise prices, one thing that is overlooked…
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I only hope that we never lose sight of one thing: that it was all started in a Los Altos garage. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD – Now that the news is official that Apple is buying Disney, we thought we’d assemble a panel of experts and deep thinkers to discuss the pros and cons…
The fact that Disney will now get federal health care funds is “not another money grab,” according to CEO Chapek. BURBANK, CA — In a recent call with investors, Bob “Bob” Chapek, CEO of the Disney Company, announced plans to relabel the Disney theme parks as health care facilities, primarily to be able to rake…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider step-planDisney (Step)Moms answer your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear step-planDisney (Step)Moms: Will The Beatles: Get Back movie be released to DVD?” – Rory,…