Also, the unnamed executive’s ringtone was a “cha-ching” sound, over and over again. BURBANK, CA — On a recent visit to Disneyland, an unidentified Disney executive (pictured) was overheard saying that there are “too many poor people here.” The unnamed executive suggested that Disneyland should be like a country club: overpriced, exclusive, and offer mediocre…
Then they attached a strap and sold it in the Creations Shop! EPCOT, FL — Tragedy has struck in the midst of the 40th anniversary celebration of EPCOT Centre. During a show celebrating all things Epcot, Disney CEO Bob “Bob” Chapek reportedly became angry as Walt Disney’s name was mentioned over and over, while no…
Disney’s going all in on… whatever the latest thing is. Sorry, we haven’t read the article yet. ANAHEIM, CA – The yearly D23 Expo in Anaheim is always the source of juicy news, and as usual, Uncle Walt’s Insider is full of it! Here are some of the biggest announcements from Disney this year: TRON…
This article brought to you by Disney+, unless you pay us. GLENDALE-ISH, CA — Disney CEO Bob “Bob” Chapek is continuing his practice of adding charges to things that used to be free! During a recent earnings call, Chapek announced that streaming service Disney+ will be adding advertisements, but that an ad-free experience would still…
Walt: “Hey, Marty, can you make a cover image for a story on Bob Chapek replacing Jesus without being too blasphemous?” Marty: “Can I finally get paid for doing this?” Walt: “Ha ha ha ha ha! No.” ORLANDO, FL– Disney has announced exciting plans to acquire and reopen the Holy Land Experience theme park! In an…