It’s the ultimate battle for the top spot at Disney! DISNEYLAND, DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF KALIFORNIA — It’s finally here! Earlier we reported that Disney would be looking at internal candidates to replace Bob Iger as the CEO. And then we announced that it had been narrowed down to two candidates. We can now report…
We’re not sure what it means, but it can’t be great. DAVOS, SWITZERLAND — Photographs surfaced yesterday showing clearly that Disney head cheese Mickey Mouse was among the attendees at the World Economic Forum in Davos. Rumors have abounded for years that Mickey has ties to clandestine organizations such as the W.E.F, the W.W.F., the…
This nickel-and-diming has got to stop. TOONTOWN, USA — In a statement released today, Donald Duck has announced that he is joining with Mickey Mouse in a push to oust Disney CEO, Bob “Bob” Chapek. We think Donald said, “While the so-called CEO continues to avoid guests and raise prices, one thing that is overlooked…
![Someone got a little carried away with the "no mask" celebration! Photo by Carlos [CC BY-NC 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/mickey-mouse-without-a-mask-768x403.jpg)
Warning to anyone who believes the theme park characters are real and not humans in a costume: don’t read this article. Or this warning. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney Cast Member Fabiana Cooper, whose name is being withheld for employee discipline reasons, caused a stir yesterday at the Magic Kingdom. Disney (the company) spokesperson…
![Is... is Mickey pointing to Walt, like "Take him! Take him first!"??? Because that's what it seems like. Photo by Steven Miller [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr & Pixabay.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/walt-may-be-the-next-to-go-768x403.jpg)
Pulling down statues may prevent past “atrocities.” Like Song of the South? ANAHEIM, CA — The statue of noted oppressor Mickey Mouse was toppled last week at Disneyland, leaving many Disney fans asking, “What’s next?” [Ed.: Actually, only a few asked “What’s next?” The majority of questions we got after that article ran were, “Is this…