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Ed.: Is this the guy the article is about? Marty: Nah, it's just some picture I found on the internet. Photo by Ken Lund [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.

Knowledgeable guest silently critiques other Disney know-it-alls

We've all been there. DISNEYLAND, CA -- A recent Disneyland guest, who calls himself Manny Rawls*, spend much of his visit fuming over the misinformation he heard spoken by other guests. Rawls shared his frustration with Uncle Walt's Insider: "It's unreal how confident some people can be while spewing absolute nonsense," Rawls shared. "And I always end up stuck in a long queue next to these half-wits, struggling not to correct them in front of everybody." We asked for some examples "Oh, where to start... ...
January 7, 2020 by Marty in California
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UWI (Step) Moms Panel plus Baby Yoda

(Step)Moms Panel: What’s up with all the Baby Yoda articles lately?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: What's up with all the Baby Yoda articles lately?” - Pedro P., New York, NY Walt: Baby Yoda? Not familiar with that one. X: Technically, it's not Baby Yoda. I know that time can be confusing in a galaxy far away, so ...
January 4, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney
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Fire? No. Just one guy vaping. Source: Twitter.

EXTRA: Magic Kingdom ‘fire’ was just lone vaping millennial

We invite you to <cough> sit back, relax, <cough> and enjoy your <cough> grand <cough> circle tour. MAGIC KINGDOM, FL -- A photo taken at the exit to the Tomorrowland Transit Authority shows what appears to be a fire, sparking a blaze of fiery internet comments earlier. Disney officials have not released an official cause, but an anonymous source [Ed.: Let's leave Ted's name out this time] tells Uncle Walt's Insider that this was not a fire. It was one guy vaping. "Cloud chasing" While ...
January 3, 2020 by Walt in Florida
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We find another reason to put Baby Yoda on our page. Photo © 2019 Disney.

Study: Articles with a picture of Baby Yoda get more clicks

In fact, you don't even have to write much of an article. UNCLE WALT'S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD -- "The Mandalorian" is a gift that keeps on giving -- to Disney and Star Wars websites, particularly those with poorly compensated writers looking for a cheap hook to draw readers in. That's right, we're talking "Baby Yoda." His picture brings in clicks like nothing else. We at Uncle Walt's Insider aren't ones to just make stuff up, either. Okay, yeah, actually we do that all ...
January 3, 2020 by Marty in Other
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We find another reason to put Baby Yoda on our page. Photo © 2019 Disney.

An interview with Baby Yoda

Who knew he could be so talkative? SVALBARD, NO -- Fresh off his short stint on The Mandalorian, "The Child," a/k/a "Baby Yoda," a/k/a  Grogu, sat down with our very own Uncle Walt to discuss his future. Uncle Walt: First, thanks for joining us. There has been much controversy on what to call you, do you prefer that I call you The Child, Baby Yoda, or the name that Bob Iger emailed to me asking to keep it a secret, Grogu? Grogu: Uncle ...
January 2, 2020 by Walt in Other
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