Who knew he could be so talkative?
SVALBARD, NO — Fresh off his short stint on The Mandalorian, “The Child,” a/k/a “Baby Yoda,” a/k/a Yadda Grogu, sat down with our very own Uncle Walt to discuss his future.
Uncle Walt:
First, thanks for joining us. There has been much controversy on what to call you, do you prefer that I call you The Child, Baby Yoda, or the name that Bob Iger emailed to me asking to keep it a secret, Yadda Grogu?
Yadda Grogu:
Uncle Walt:
Great! I’m glad we cleared that up. Now, you’re only 50 years old, and you have your entire career ahead of you. With the closing of the Skywalker Saga, the cancellation of The Mandalorian, and the future of Star Wars franchise in jeopardy, what do you plan to do next?
Yadda Grogu:
Uncle Walt:
Wow, I wish I had that outlook. Now, what about fears of being typecast as the cute character?
Yadda Grogu:
Uncle Walt:
So you’re not ruling out R-rated movies or nude scenes?
Yadda Grogu:
Uncle Walt:
That’s sound advice. Now, what about your co-stars? Do you think you’ll invite them into your future movies? Any chance you’ll work with Jon Favreau again?
Yadda Grogu:
Uncle Walt Grogu:
I can’t say I blame you, but on your last point, you’re 100% correct. What about the convention scene? Many of those Star Wars stars that went before you found much success in the convention scene, will you follow along?
Yadda Grogu:
Uncle Walt:
I couldn’t agree more! Thanks for sitting down with us. Any final words for our readers?
Yadda Grogu:
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