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(Step)Moms Panel: A reader is concerned about us (Step)Moms. Awww.

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: Everyone seems to be asking you questions about themselves and how this virus situation affects them. But I'm worried about you, the (Step) Moms. How are you doing?" - Lilyn R., Brunswick NJ Marty: Hi Mom. I've told you, don't ...
April 30, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney
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Chapek: Disney attractions will convert to Zoom

It's only natural, since Disney bought Zoom. BR'ER BANK, CA -- Bob "Robert" Chapek, the once and future king deposed CEO, announced this morning that Disney parks will be very different when they reopen. "I've been playing around with Zoom a lot," Chapek tells Uncle Walt's Insider, "and it's pretty cool. Did you know you can do different backgrounds and stuff?" Chapek plans to integrate the technology into Disney theme parks. Wishing, and hoping, and thinking, and praying, planning, and dreaming "I've had a lot of ...
April 29, 2020 by Marty in California, Florida, World
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UWI Step Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: How will Disney Parks be different when they reopen?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: I'm worried that Disney parks will never be the same after this virus scare. How do you think going to Walt Disney World will change once it reopens?" - Paula W, Asheville NC Marty: Paul, don't worry. I can put ...
April 27, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney
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UWI Step Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: What to do first when Walt Disney World reopens

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: What's the first thing you'll do at Walt Disney World when the parks reopen?" - Carri D, Carson City NV Harriet: Just don't go to Walt Disney World. There are too many viruses there without you. Marty: Hi, Carol. This is an ...
April 23, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney
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A medical team models the donated Mickey ear masks. Photo [CC0] via Pxhere.

Disney donates 600K repurposed Mickey Ear hats as medical masks

They're slow in getting to providers, though. Custom name embroidery takes time. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL -- Like so many businesses during this crisis, The Mad Hatter hat store at the Disneyland Theme Park and Spa is using its special skills to respond to the medical emergency. They are the staging ground for approximately 600,000 mouse-ear hats being donated to hospitals as medical masks. Great ideas from the (former) top "It was my plan from the start," said deposed CEO Bob "Robert" Chapek. "I thought ...
April 22, 2020 by Marty in California, Other
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