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Not a surprise. No one’s gone there for weeks. ANAHEIM, CA — The news that we all feared has come. Contrary to the ramblings of those know-nothing “(Step)Moms” yesterday, officials at the Disney Company announced today that the Disneyland Resort will remain closed permanently. Although the reason has not been announced, we suspect the closure…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: So Shanghai Disneyland has reopened. I am hopeful that the U.S….
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First a foldable Epcot, now this! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — While the theme parks were quiet, most of the time, there was some work going on behind the scenes. As we reported yesterday, EPCOT will be foldable, and that’s not all Disney will have for guests when they return. Using similar technology, Disney’s Hollywood…
It’s the new trend in smart phone and theme park design. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — As anticipation builds over Samsung’s new foldable smart phones, Disney Imagineers are using the technology in a new area: theme parks. Yes, after the current renovations, Epcot will be foldable! Uncle Walt’s Insider spoke with Disney Imagineering chief Bob…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: I know you’re theme park ‘experts’, but I’m struggling with dealing…