The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]
“Dear (Step)Moms: Did I miss something? You said that you’d be meeting your readers at Disneyland last Saturday. I was in the Plaza at 8:00 sharp and waited around for an hour, but never saw you. What gives?” – Jillian Bannister, Lake Forest CA
Marty:
Marty, before his haircut.
Hey guys! We actually have a reader!!!
Julian, I’m sorry you missed us. You might have had trouble spotting me, because even though I do look like my picture, I’ve had a haircut since then.
Also, I read the article, figured out in advance that the park was still closed, and then went directly to the IHOP.
X:
Sorry I missed it, I was at Waffle House, and the service was really slow. Should’ve gone to IHOP with Marty instead.
Marty:
That reminds me — I think I missed working my shift at Waffle House that morning. Oops.
Grogu:
Ub:
Hi Stephanie. I was late because I was still writing my answer to the previous panel question. I strive for quality in my work, so my writing comes first – when I remember to restart my computer so that Slack comes up and I see the notice of a new question.
What a great service. Slack. It describes my workflow to a T. Even though there is no “T” in “Slack.”
When I did show up around 9:45, I was in disguise. Were you still there? Maybe we stood right next to each other and didn’t know it. Were you in disguise too?
Walt:
Sorry, Jillian. Bob took me back early and surprised me with a churro.
I’m sure you saw the video from Disneyland with the rides running. It was on social media. The one that lets you post photos and videos.
Anyway, that was for us! Sorry you all missed it. And to the boys, I sent Harriet a Slack message and told her to let everyone know where to meet me. I was wondering why none of you showed up!
Harriet:
I just didn’t go to Disneyland. There were enough people there without me.
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